Yes you, RIGHT THERE!
People talk too much about writing, but people might not know how to write.
So you wanna know how to write?
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW!
#1. SIT YOUR REAR DOWN.
Standing as you write ISN’T COMFORTABLE! So SIT DOWN!
#2. GET A DRINK!
Make sure it’s covered so it won’t ruin your work or electronics if it’s SPILLED!
#2. SIT DOWN AGAIN.
Don’t you dare stand up as you’re writing! It makes it hard to write and it’s more comfortable!
#3. GET OUT A NOTEPAD AND PENCIL, YOUR COMPUTER, OR PHONE.
Gotta have something to write ON!
#4. SIT DOWN AGAIN IF YOU HAD TO GET UP!
Like I said before, STANDING ISN’T COMFORTABLE! SO SIT DOWN, YOU UNRULY CHILD, YOU!
#5. START DAYDREAMING.
You need to know what you’re going to be writing! SO GET OUT YOUR THINKING CAPS AND DAYDREAM A PLOT UP!
#6. TURN OFF DISTRACTIONS!
TURN THOSE NOTIFICATIONS OFF! TURN YOUR PHONE OFF (if you aren’t writing on it)! BLOCK OUT THE T.V! You need to write, and ain’t NOTHING getting in your way! (unless you’re a parent with small children.. then you might want to deal with problems as they come up)
Don’t think! That’s what daydreaming was for!
Move that hand!
Don’t stop to think about how terrible that last sentence was! That’s what editing is for!
GO, GO, GO, SOLDIER!
And if you followed my instructions to a T, you should be writing! GOOD JOB! Pat yourself on the back! \(*ω*)/ ~♥
I honestly don’t know what this post was, lol. But thanks for reading this derpy masterpiece to the end!
Happy Mother’s Day!